Bournemouth Spur Road - A338
Great news from Bournemouth we are the first area in the country to be experimenting with invisible road workers.
After much concern for the safety of road working staff Bournemouth council have decided to go for this high tech solution. A spokesman sorry person says that the contractor suggested the scheme and the council have embrassed it as a great idea.
When further asked about the finacial implications of delays for local businesses and their staff the council replied we find the best way to deal with this from our experience is to blame others and give everybody involved a pay rise.